I remembered this at the grocery store today and loled. I knew it had to be today's story.
I don't remember exactly when this story took place, but I'm thinking it was probably like right after Christmas break because it had to do with a completely un-stocked grocery store. I think it very well might have been the time that we saw Matt Meese there too...we may or may not have creeped on him. Just a little.
Anyways, the four of us were grocery shopping and stocking up on the essentials. We went to go grab some eggs and found that there were NONE left. None, except a couple cartons of brown eggs which we were a little bit leery about...and a huge 5 dozen stack.
We debated for probably like ten minutes on which we should buy. (At that point we were still cute and buying stuff to share.) Marjorie was very adamant that we did not get the 5 dozen. Why? No idea.
Finally the other three of us overruled her, saying it was gonna be much cheaper in the long run to just buy the huge carton. There was nothing Margie could do. Although she did refuse to be seen as we carried that carton around. I still don't understand this, I just know that it was and still is hilarious to me.
Also...another quick egg story. Freshman year. Someone randomly said, "I think I'm ovulating." We decided that saying "the egg is on the move" was a good censor for that. But disguised that euphemism by saying we had a mishap while we were baking. We were weird.
I apologize to those of you who don't find any of this funny today. Definitely one of those "you had to be there" times.
Hahaha I wish I had been on the inside of the ovulating phrases; they're the best I've heard!
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