Sunday, July 27, 2014

Just Another Day

Tomorrow is the first day of school.

Tomorrow is also my birthday.

Happy birthday to me.

Actually, it doesn't really matter to me. It's just another day, right?

Well, not really. Because it's the FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

I keep bouncing back and forth between being really kind of excited and being a little nervous. I should really be more nervous, I think. It will probably kick in tonight when I'm going to bed, and I'll be super nervous. But, I think I just have a super good feeling about this year because it's not my first year anymore! I actually have a bit of a clue of what I'm doing. It's still going to be a lot of hard work, but I think I'll be better at managing my time and I do already have a lot of lessons from last year I can reuse.

I even already have a great adventure story that I can tell my kids. I went dumpster diving in the school dumpster. This past week, the sixth grade team had just been chucking anything we didn't want out into the hallway and we were going to decide what to do with it later. Well, during our lunch break one day, the custodian decided to just help us out and he cleared it all out to the dumpster. Which was totally fine and we were really grateful...until we realized that a pile of science poster activities we had just bought from the district media center had been in the hallway and were now gone. Whoops. Our bad. Thankfully the dumpster wasn't very full and it was all just boxes and posters. No smelly lunchroom trash. But as I'm sure you can figure out, I was the hero and saved the day by fishing our moon and solar system posters out of the dumpster. Yet another reason why working custodial for two and half years paid off later in life. No reservations whatsoever about just jumping in a dumpster. Now I should apply that principle to other aspects of my life. No fear, I'm just gonna jump right in! Ha...we'll see.

Friday, July 18, 2014

"If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from." -Brigham Young

Yet another reason why Brigham is the man.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Some nights...

I just need Ed to sing me to sleep.


love. love. love. 


love. 

Friday, June 13, 2014

Naval Hiding Place

Umm, the funniest thing just happened.

This morning, I was a little chilly while I was getting ready, so I put on a hoodie. Then, when I was ready to get dressed for real, I obviously took it off, and as I was walking to my room to change my shirt, I felt something falling down my back. I freaked out for a second, obviously jumping to the conclusion that it was a giant spider crawling down my back. I reached back and realize it was just the back to my earring. I reached under my shirt and got it and then felt up at my ear to see if the front part was still there. Gone.

I spent a good five minutes searching for it. I searched through my hoodie, my shirt, all over the ground, in the areas where it could have fallen off. Nothing. I gave it up for the time being and hoped that it would show up because I really love those earrings.

That was about ten hours ago. Just a minute ago, I reached down and itched my stomach and thought that my bellybutton felt a little more uncomfortable than normal. I felt it again.

My earring is in my bellybutton. I am dead serious. I didn't know until just now. Now I want to know how many other things I could safely and unnoticeably store there.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

You know it's time to make a new running playlist when songs like "You're a Jerk" and JB's prepubescent "Baby" come on. Whoa. Flashback to 4 summers ago.