Umm, the funniest thing just happened.
This morning, I was a little chilly while I was getting ready, so I put on a hoodie. Then, when I was ready to get dressed for real, I obviously took it off, and as I was walking to my room to change my shirt, I felt something falling down my back. I freaked out for a second, obviously jumping to the conclusion that it was a giant spider crawling down my back. I reached back and realize it was just the back to my earring. I reached under my shirt and got it and then felt up at my ear to see if the front part was still there. Gone.
I spent a good five minutes searching for it. I searched through my hoodie, my shirt, all over the ground, in the areas where it could have fallen off. Nothing. I gave it up for the time being and hoped that it would show up because I really love those earrings.
That was about ten hours ago. Just a minute ago, I reached down and itched my stomach and thought that my bellybutton felt a little more uncomfortable than normal. I felt it again.
My earring is in my bellybutton. I am dead serious. I didn't know until just now. Now I want to know how many other things I could safely and unnoticeably store there.
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