Why August is the worst month in existence...

1) It is hotter than HADES, no matter where you are. This is especially awful when your car's a/c decides to suddenly die, and when the house you live in has a swamp cooler and nobody that lives there knows what that means.

2) It is moving time. Boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes of stuff. And more boxes. It feels like the place in which you live should be featured on one of those pack rat shows. You can't function properly, like eat or sleep in a normal fashion, because your place is such a disaster. And it makes everyone stressed and moody. (In case you were unaware, 6 girls who are of this disposition...not pleasant at all.)

3) Provo's calm(ish), good sized summer population EXPLODES. There is traffic everywhere and the grocery store and Walmart, etc. are unnecessarily crowded with people who just reappeared in town. It is kind of annoying.

4) Summer comes to an end...and I don't need to expound any further as to why that is sad.

But...here's to September.